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« on: November 14, 2007, 09:13:18 PM »
Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur ,

she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,

she left the gur and went to chunta

because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .  79
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 01:34:10 PM »
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se

shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karahe hai.

Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kon kon hai.

Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2007, 08:57:47 AM »
MAREEZ, "MUJE BIMARI HAI, NA KHAO TO BHOOK LAGTI HAI,
 
NA SOUO TO NEND ATI HAI OR ZIADA KAM KAR K THAK

JATA HOOOOOOOO.......




"DR." SARI RAT DHOP MAY BETHO, THEK HO JAO GE:---
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2007, 12:38:48 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2007, 02:34:49 PM »
MuSharraf Pareshan Biwi se," Kya hoa kio Pareshan ho?"

Begam," Have not U read the newspapers?


Benazir say that "She wants Musharraf without Uniform"
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2007, 04:46:14 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2007, 10:29:32 PM »
Bacha: Miss hamarey ghar aaj bhai anay wala hai?
Miss: Wa kaisay?
Bacha: Jab pichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tou behaan aee thee.
Ab abbu admit hain.
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2007, 10:55:31 AM »
2 frdnz talking:
hey i get married!
o thatz gud!
no thats bad,shes ugly!
o thats bad!
no thats gud,shez rich!
oh thatz gud!
no thats bad,she dont give me a cent!
o thats bad
no thatz gud,she bought me a big house!
o thats gud!
No thats bad,da house burnt down!
oh thats bad!
no thats gud,she was in it. 79
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2007, 10:57:14 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2007, 10:35:44 AM »
Memon's Son after Date with a girl.
Memon: Aagaya date mar kar..Kitne paise kharch kiye?
Son: 50 Rupee,
Memon: Itne kuin?
Son: Us k pass thay hi 50 rupee.
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2007, 04:12:54 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2007, 08:20:27 PM »
Who is beautiful? its U.

Who is charming? its U.

Who is Swetest? its U.

Who is smart? its U.
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Khush mat hona ye msg mere lye aya tha,to socha tmhe bi batado Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2007, 09:56:59 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2007, 07:01:43 PM »
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2007, 09:43:23 AM »
A paindoo main died,..
God said 2 him! Main teeno janat de saan
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.Paindo bola,
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na gi na
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Main Te HONDA hi la Saan!
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