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« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2008, 07:39:25 AM »
Q: who is politician Huh

Ans: a politician is a person who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence afterwards .....




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« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2008, 04:55:20 PM »
hahahhaa  and unfortunately it's true   khikhi
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« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2008, 10:21:03 PM »
 0-shhh .............  khikhi mazah
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« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2008, 08:27:06 AM »
teacher to Little jhonny  : how can u make so many stupid  mistakes in one day???


Jhonny spontaneously and cleverly says :  Madam , I get up early in the morning......



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« Reply #49 on: January 26, 2008, 07:11:37 AM »
HAHAHAH    khikhi    lajjo  KEEP IT UP SUNNY BRO
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« Reply #50 on: January 26, 2008, 10:23:44 PM »
thanx arifeen  agree


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« Reply #51 on: January 26, 2008, 10:27:11 PM »
MOm : u promised to behave ??

 Kid: Yes mom

Mom: and i promised to punish u if u didnt?

Kid : yes but since i broke mine , u dont have to keep urs ....



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« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2008, 03:01:21 AM »
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« Reply #53 on: January 27, 2008, 03:51:35 PM »
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« Reply #54 on: January 28, 2008, 08:16:54 AM »
Principal : Well , at least theres one thing i can say about ur son.

Parent: whats that???

Principal: with  grades so low , he suerly doesnt cheat.



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« Reply #55 on: January 28, 2008, 09:50:22 AM »
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« Reply #56 on: January 30, 2008, 08:05:42 AM »
teacher : ur age on last birthday Huh

student : 7yrs

teacher :ur age on ur next birthday???

Student : 9yrs

teacher :  how Huh

student : mam , i am 8yrs today ......



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« Reply #57 on: January 30, 2008, 08:41:20 AM »
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« Reply #58 on: February 01, 2008, 08:26:29 AM »
Teacher :  jhonny , if ur father earned $100,000 and gave half to ur mother , what would she have???


Little jhonny : A heart attack!!!



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« Reply #59 on: February 05, 2008, 07:51:23 AM »
Teacher : How do u think shakespeare wrote such master piece Huh

Student slowly and innocently replies : With a pencil mam !!!



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