Jokes of Wife from Husband

[cmyaseen]

1.     Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!   

2.     " Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say? 

3.     A Man before marriage is - Superman.  After Marriage - Gentleman.  5 Years  Later - Watchman.  10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman. 

4.     Life  me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho... taki tumhe dekh kar hi log  samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED"  ho. 

5.     Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
        Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
        KHUSH RAHO 

6.      Why love marriage is better dan Arranged? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL"  is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST". 

7.     Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?   
        HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao. 

8.     A man gave an add in Matrimonial column
      "PATNI CHAHIYE"
        He got 1000 replies all saying:-
    "   Meri Le Ja...!"
    ''Meri Le Ja...!'' 

9.   Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
        Manager: "What can I do?
        Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai." 

10.     Telling a lie is a
      fault for a little boy,
        an art for a lover,
        an accomplishment for a bachelor and
        a Matter of Survival for a married man.

[mutesinger]

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[FAIRY (AngeL of N. Shoogle)]

Ek sahab ne apne dost ko bataya..

Meri zindage mai kabe kabe aisa waqt b ata hy jb mai khud ko ghar ka badshah mahsos krta hn.

Dost ne pucha.Kis waqt?

Sahab bola. Jab meri bewi ghar pe nai hoti..

[FAIRY (AngeL of N. Shoogle)]

1 billi chohy ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gya,
to bary style se khary ho kr bola!
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 "Billo rani !
kaho to abhi jan de don".

[mutesinger]

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[FAIRY (AngeL of N. Shoogle)]

Pthan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt

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 Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha

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 "o yaara rota kiyun ae,
Jaisa tumhara behan waisa hamara behan.:-)

[mutesinger]

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[FAIRY (AngeL of N. Shoogle)]

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شاباش اب روز پوسٹینگ کرنا....ورنہ پھر یہی سزا ملیگے!!..

[mutesinger]

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[cmyaseen]

 kaan kiss key pakarney hain, appney ya app key 

[FAIRY (AngeL of N. Shoogle)]

Mery nai apny pakro budhu

[shary]

1.     Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!   

2.     " Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say? 

3.     A Man before marriage is - Superman.  After Marriage - Gentleman.  5 Years  Later - Watchman.  10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman. 

4.     Life  me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho... taki tumhe dekh kar hi log  samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED"  ho. 

5.     Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
        Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
        KHUSH RAHO 

6.      Why love marriage is better dan Arranged? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL"  is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST". 

7.     Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?   
        HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao. 

8.     A man gave an add in Matrimonial column
      "PATNI CHAHIYE"
        He got 1000 replies all saying:-
    "   Meri Le Ja...!"
    ''Meri Le Ja...!'' 

9.   Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
        Manager: "What can I do?
        Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai." 

10.     Telling a lie is a
      fault for a little boy,
        an art for a lover,
        an accomplishment for a bachelor and
        a Matter of Survival for a married man.

ooo hoooooooooo janab bhot alla..lollllzzz