Ladies First

[L0n3Ly WisH]

The story behind ladies first.

Long ago, a man and a woman were madly in love.
They wanted to marry. Parents did not aprove.
They decided to suicide together and planned to jump from mountain.
The man could not bear to see his sweet heart fall.
He convinced her that he will jump first.

He jumped.

The woman never jumped.

Thereafter, all men decided,

LADIES FIRST

[L0n3Ly WisH]

Aik admi ne hotel min room liya, ponhchte hi socha k biwi ko sms kar don.

Us ne sms likh kar galat number par send kar diya.
Jis orat ko mila, us k shohar ka do din pehle intaqal hoa tha.

Sms parhte hi orat be-hosh ho gai.

Likha tha.....

Begam, min kheriyat se ponhch gya hon.
Idhar network bhi mojud he.
Jaga choti, par shandar he.
Thandi thandi hawa jannat ka maza deti he.
Dhool matti bhi nhi he.
Min ne jo white kapre pehne the wo ab tak saf hen.

Do, char, din min tum ko bhi bula lon ga......

[mutesinger]

...

[L0n3Ly WisH]

Yesterday whole night I was thinking about only U.







Today I was thinking of V.





Tonight I wil definitely think about.......
W,
X,
Y
&
Z....

[L0n3Ly WisH]

3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman


Need more speed??

Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...


O0o0ps ye to besti ho gai humari