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« on: January 14, 2007, 03:11:33 PM »
...Santa travelling 1'st time in plane going 2 mumbai.While its landing, he houted 'Bombay..Bombay' .Airhostess said "B silent"..Santa said "OK"..Ombay
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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2008, 08:15:15 PM »
why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids???

Ans: so they can tell if they are going to work or coming home !!




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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2008, 09:07:37 AM »
Sardar : Sitting on the top of the mountain and studing .

A Person asked what he was doing ..

He replied Higher studies !!!



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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2008, 08:30:32 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 08:29:13 AM »
Sardar ji : O doctor my  wife beat me frequently .

Doctor: Oh dear how often??

Sardar ji : Every week

Doctor : man u r lucky ...... mine beats me every day.




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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 11:37:40 PM »
 mazah mazah mazah mazah

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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008, 06:17:24 AM »
Sardar : main apni bewi nu 10veen  karai
 
12veen karai ,
  Bsc. karai ,
  Msc karai,
 
 Fir P.H.D. krai te hun nokri te lagwaya .....

2nd sardar : Hun changa jiya munda lubh k ohda Viyah v kara de ....




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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2008, 10:25:32 PM »
te hun kara de na  khikhi mazah hehe smokin2
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2008, 07:49:00 AM »
Sardar ji : i would like some vitamins for my grandson

Clerk : Sir vitamin A,B or C Huh

Sardar ji : Any will do , my grandson does't know the Alphabets yet !!!!



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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2008, 04:13:06 AM »
Light Gaye Hui Thi
Sardar : Apni Wife Say ... Fan On Karo Garmi Lag Rahi Hai

Sardarni : Ki Na Phir Wohi Sardaron Wali Baat

Fan On Karon Gi Tu Mom Bati Nahi Bujh Jaye Gi 


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Sardaar darwazay paay gun liye khara tha .....

wife : y r u standing here?
sardaar : sher ka shikaar karnay jaa raha hoon
wife: to jaoo na
sardaar : kasiay jaoon bahir kutta khara hai 


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Sardaar jee suffering from cold was shivering.
His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da tay pata nahi par baapu savair da VIBRATION mode tay lagya aye 


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Lady to inspector Sardaar : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Sardaar: Why don't u cook something else


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A sardaar Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse,
I Love U sister 


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Once there was a mirror who used to kill lair...

French I think, I Don`t Smoke.
(killed)

American I think, I love Iraq
(Killed)

Sardar I think,
(Killed)
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2008, 05:31:00 PM »
...  mazah
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2008, 09:40:19 AM »
 yippie nice joke
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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2008, 02:13:45 PM »
Sardarni: Sartaaj utho billi sra dhudh piiii gae ay!
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Sardar: Oh pagal tenu kini vaari aakhiaa Qameez pa k soya karr!!!
Kesa?
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« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2008, 02:30:19 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2009, 01:59:01 PM »
Quote from: nadia on February 28, 2008, 04:13:06 AM
Light Gaye Hui Thi
Sardar : Apni Wife Say ... Fan On Karo Garmi Lag Rahi Hai

Sardarni : Ki Na Phir Wohi Sardaron Wali Baat

Fan On Karon Gi Tu Mom Bati Nahi Bujh Jaye Gi 


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Sardaar darwazay paay gun liye khara tha .....

wife : y r u standing here?
sardaar : sher ka shikaar karnay jaa raha hoon
wife: to jaoo na
sardaar : kasiay jaoon bahir kutta khara hai 


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Sardaar jee suffering from cold was shivering.
His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da tay pata nahi par baapu savair da VIBRATION mode tay lagya aye 


***************


Lady to inspector Sardaar : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Sardaar: Why don't u cook something else


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A sardaar Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse,
I Love U sister 


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Once there was a mirror who used to kill lair...

French I think, I Don`t Smoke.
(killed)

American I think, I love Iraq
(Killed)

Sardar I think,
(Killed)






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