sHoRt jOkEs

[Arslan]

 

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Ek c Raja...


Ek c Rani...


Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?


 

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[ANONI]

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind





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Ab kya neeche Nashta dhoond rhe ho.....
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Aik bar keh tu diya
*~~~GOOD MORNING~~~*




PROFESSOR
Akal bari ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.



Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!





Aik Aadmi qabar k pass betha tha.
Musafir ne pocha!darr nahi lagta kia?
Aadmi bola isme darney ki konsi baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi tu bahar aageaya.






Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
Agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
Warna Hamesha k liye BYE!

[ANONI]

Q HAR BAR MOSUM KE TARAH BADAL JATEY HO
HAR NAYE DIN HAMARA DIL DUKHATEY HO
YE BAAT SUN KER HAMARI ROOH TAK KANP GAYE
AE DOST TUM MASJADON SE CHAPAL AUR LOTEY CHURATEY HO...DIS IS 4 MBA



Aap ki Aankhein jheel jaisi gehri hain
Jee chahta hai
k
in mein
machhliyan chhor doon,

><(((:> ><))):>
><))):> ><))):>




Once a maths Teacher asked "Chintoo,
If U have 12
Chocolates,
U give 4 to Ayesha,
5 to Maryum and 3 to Asma.
Wha will U have?"

He replied:
"3 new girl friends.




girl: can you with one hand.
boy( with excitment): yes of course
girl: then wipe your nose with other hand




Thalam!!
ye ait aita sms hai to athay bhaly intan ko totla tal deta hai..
Ap lath toshish talo pil b athay he palo de..
tesa lada totla ban tay..??
ootay




SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO




Bhikari 2009
Allah k naam pay roti day do,

Woman: Roti to puki nahin,

Bhikari: Yeh no rakh lo jab puk jaye to miss call mar dena...




Principal:
Agr koi Larka girls hostel mein gaya to 1st time 100rs fine hoga, 2nd time 200rs, 3rd time 500rs.

Students
Sir permanent membership kitney ki hogi?

[ANONI]

yun to hum mein hai bohat DEENDAARI,
magar jahan dekhi koi LARKI PYARI,
waheen pay ANKH MAARI,
phas gai to HAMARI,
warna phir se DEENDARI





Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena?
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena?..




Newtons First Law of  ROMANCE
The force applied while proposing a girl
By a boy is equal and opposite to
The force applied by the girl while using her sandals... 




Newtons 2nd law of   ROMANCE
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl
towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous
bank balance of the boy and the direction of
this love is same to as increament or decreament of
the bank balance.




Newtons 3RD Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

[Arslan]

 
itnay shorts shorts jokes

[anoni]

itni mehnt say UPLOAD kiey thy may ney.


or ap ney ye keh kr dil toor dia itney short short jokes....


waisey agr ap ney read kiey hooon tu aik joke ap k naaaam bhi tha?


prha k nhi?

[anoni]

 

[Arslan]

  nai nai jokes waqi buht shorts thy... or parhay han isi liay tu itni sari chai pee ha .... chalo ab roo nai yeah lo icecream khao

[Arslan]

Boy : I love You.... 
Girl : I don't..   
Boy : think again..   
girl : no,i don;t..     
boy : waiter get two seprate bills for lunch..   
girl : i love you alot..I am saying this..my love ,don;t take little things at heart..   

[Guest]

 

[Arslan]

ooooooooooo

[anoni]