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« on: June 23, 2006, 04:52:00 PM »

aik aadmee apnee girlfriend say kehta hae: Darling, maen tum say shaadee naheen kar saktaa, mayray ghhar waalay mana kar rahay haen

Girlfriend poochhtee hae: Tumhaaray ghhar mayn kawn kawn hae

Aadmee jawaab daitaa hae: Aik BV aur dow bachchay!!!
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2006, 10:22:13 AM »


 nice one...  party
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2006, 05:58:13 PM »

thank you jee
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2006, 07:12:53 PM »


 barey jee jee kartey ho master...........  smoke

 khair tu hai na....
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2006, 10:15:18 AM »

O jee, bus maen kiya hoon jee, maen toh bus yoonhee jee
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2006, 02:12:33 PM »


 master aghey kehtey huey sharma kioun rahey ho...  Huh
 chalo main complete kar daiti houn..
 
 maen tu bus yoonhee jee "pagul sa banda houn."   yippie

 sorry master mind na karna tumey banda keh diyea hai..  laugh-3
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2006, 03:43:21 PM »

master k "jee jee" krnay se lagta hay k he is married...agar nahi bhi hay then after marriage bas jee jee he kehtay phiroo gay..  Cheesy

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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2006, 05:03:07 PM »

where r u heer
   i wanna talk to you dear  agree agree
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2006, 06:48:32 PM »


 ji Rahil bhai jaan
  app ney apni behna ko bhulayea ? 
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2006, 12:36:35 AM »

Leo, tumhay barha pakka pata hay, kaheen tum hee 'toh' married naheen ho, kyoon?  fires

Lo bhaee, aaj say, sub behnon kay haen bhaaee, rahil bhaaee, rahil bhaaee  mazah

Aur maira, banda kehnay per mind kyoon karoonga bhala  1-think

Yaaro, heer kay siwa kisi nay naheen bataaya kay joke kaisa tha??
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2006, 01:57:06 PM »


 Master leo ab chukey muzakur hai so laghta hai key wo apni bagum key aghey ji ji hi karta hai  laugh-3

 Master i m with u...  sub behnon kay aik hi bhai,  rahil bhai, rahil bhai  director
 
 ur joke was nice one my dear.
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2006, 03:45:52 PM »

Shukriya, dear yaseen  agree
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2006, 10:01:27 PM »

oo bhaiyoo main abhi married kahan?
itni choooooooti se umar main hi shadi kra deni hay meri?? Huh

main ne to jo zmanay main dekha apny experience k mutabiq keh diya
n meri jee jee kehnay wali fitrat nahi hay ye to USKO pta challay gaa naa kis k pallay baandhi gai hay

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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2006, 05:06:35 PM »

Kisee khusfehmee mayn na rehna, tumhaaray pallay koee mushkil hee say bandhay gee  fires
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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2006, 05:51:16 PM »

...  noidea
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