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Laloo Yadavs Driver

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Laloo Yadav's car was travelling along a village road on the way to
Patna,
when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of his car. The piglet
dies on the spot.

Laloo, upset, tells the driver to go find the owner of the piglet so
that
he can pay the damages. The driver goes to the nearby village and comes
back after an hour with two bags full of money.

Laloo wants to know what happened.

The driver tells him "Maine jab gaon pahuncha to dekha ki kuchh log ped
ke
niche baithe hain. Jub main unko bataya ki kya hua, tab sare log hamra
aas
paas jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par maine
dekha ki saare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki yeh sara
paisa wo
jaanvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de
diya,
aur kaha 'bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya, bahut achchha.'"

Laloo says, "Sasoor ka nati, theek theek bata mujhko, tu unko kya bola
tha?"

The driver replies "Maine kaha ki main Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur
maine
soowar-ka bachcha ko maar dala hoon!".

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