Banta Singh And Santa Singh On Beach - Funny-jokes
Banta Singh plans for an abroad holiday and he plans to go to Thailand because he heard about the beaches and ladies in biknis there so just to get the feast of his life. the only problem with Banta was that he was not very much into english but still he leaves for Thailand.
After reaching there... as expected he chose to enjoy sun on the beach so took a place on the sand and was lying there... few minutes later an English couple passed through, the guy asked.. "Hello Mr. How are you.. are you Relaxing..??"
Banta replied, "I am not Relak Sing I am Banta Singh" Making a puzzled face the english couple pass through... then comes along an american guy... He asks Banta "Hey Turban Dude, howz you doing..?? You Relaxing..??" Banta replies "No I am not Relak Singh I am Banta Singh" Then comes an spanish Girl.. and asks the same question to Banta Singh... By now he getting really irritated... but being a lady and showing his Gesture he politely replies.. "I am not Relak Sing I am Banta Sing... Banta from Bhattinda.." Getting furious he gets up and walks off to leave the beach while he sees Santa Singh lying on the Beach enjoyin sun and Sand... Banta walks up to him and asks.. "Are you Relak Singh..??" Santa replies.. "Yes I am relaxing" Banta gives him a real tight Slap and says... "Abey tu yahan pada hua hai... tujhey sab wahan dhoond rahey hain.."
