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Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket.He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus.
Politely,he asked the saree clad female,standing in front of him,"Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital.

He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a still worse condition.

Banta started to explain his "Adventure".

He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel
. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied"I have 2 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".
He went towards the next house and without taking any risks,asked," Do you have "grown up" daughters?".
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
Banta replied, " I wanted to stay here for a night..... "The rest is history ohhhh my dayz
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