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Submitted By : STUPID (stupld@live.com)
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ' The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'
Never kiss a police woman.
she ll say stop n handsup
Nvr kiss a nurse she
will say next plz
Alys kiss a teacher
She ll repeat it 10 times.
Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
Life is like a MOVIE
If u r sad DRAMA
If u r afraid SUSPENSE
If u r angry ACTION
When u look at the mirror HORROR
Who is hot
Its U
Who is Charming
Its U
Who is Sweetest
Its U
Who is Intelligent
Its U
Who is dear n near friend
Its U
Who is a liar
Its me
Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye
Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai or car me drive karungi
Huband Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai
Husband tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai
Wife kesi ghalat fehmi
Husband yehi k mein neeend mein tha
A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”
A studnt was asked 2 write
a signbord 4 the trafic rules
near da college campus
He wrote
Drive Carefully!
Dont kill the students
wait for the Teachers
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